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Thomas
Pynchon's Unknown Novel
| From Asininity to Assassination
by Pyro Atomic Bomb / Marion A. Feany
Metropolitan Press, Portland, OR, 1981 |
| Update: I have
verified that this book is a real book by a real author, and
not at all what I guessed it might be. More later. It's an
amazing piece of Americana. A new, corrected version of this
piece is here. |
Between Gravity's Rainbow (1973) and Vineland (1990) Thomas
Pynchon officially published only a book of early short stories (Slow
Learner, 1984). However, under the pseudonym "Pyro Atomic Bomb"
(supposedly itself the pseudonym of "Marion A. Feany", who is also a
character in the novel) he also published the novel
From Asininity to Assassination, which purports to report on the
1974 write-in Presidential campaign of the deranged Oregonian Dean
Templeton. Photographs of the supposed presidential candidate, the
supposed author, other characters in the book (some of whom seem to be
real people), and various locations in Eastern Oregon give a degree of
"verisimilitude" to the book, which was produced toward the beginning of
Pynchon's long reclusive period. (It was also during this period that
Pynchon may have written the hoax
Tinasky letters,
which have more recently been ascribed to an obscure beatnik murderer,
himself a Gaddis / Pynchon obsessive, who committed suicide in 1988.)
Googling turns up no references to Feany or to Pyro
Atomic Bomb except in listings of the book, and only one short reference,
in a 1972
article by Robert Sherrill, to "Dean Templeton, who was running as a
right-wing candidate for President on the promise to build a bridge from
Alaska to Russia." It seems likely that Pynchon used Sherrill's article as
a jumping-off point for his 1981 novel about the 1976 Presidential race,
though the possibility cannot be ruled out that the reference to Templeton
in Sherrill's piece was a hoax intended to help Pynchon set up his later
novel. (Sherrill is not known as a hoaxer, but Martha Sherrill, possibly
his wife or daughter, was responsible for the 1996
Allegra Coleman
hoax.)
Like many of Pynchon's works, Asininity is
studded with obscure words and coinages, often of scientific origin. In
the first four pages, for example, we see patulous, macrostomia, podex,
megaprosopous, and grume (the last of these being, in
my opinion a usable and useful word). In these few pages we also see the
coinage insatispassional, the misspelling supererrogatory,
many rare but easy-to-understand words such as megacephalic,
and the idiosyncratic use of the word verisimilitude to mean simply
"right" or "OK".
Important events in Dean Templeton's campaign take
place in
Templeton, California and the nearly non-existent town of
Templeton,
Oregon, and there are references to actual Templetons of history as
well as the medieval Templars. Granted that our Presidential candidate is
insane, these touches seem more Pynchonesque than verisimilitudinous, and
a more careful reading of this book will presumably turn up many more such
touches.
A couple of passages:
| "Who should be a Presidential candidate, Mr.
Presidential Candidate?" "River Rouge
assembly workers, x-ray technicians, philanthropists...."
"A plash of people from all walks of life?"
Dean raised his dextral chiromegaly, palm out.
"I'm not done cataloging who should be a Presidential candidate."
"Who else should be a Presidential candidate,
Mr. Presidential Candidate?"
"Divines, garbage collectors, jurists,
reformers, teachers, benefactors, clerks, diplomats."
"Pickle brine testers?"
Dean brought his supercilia to the bridge of
his nasute nose. "Pickle brine testers? Do you think that pickle
brine testers are worthy to be Presidential candidates?"..... (p.
19) |
| "I'm not even scared of Abe Lincoln's ghost
that lurks in the back room of the White House. When I'm
President, I'm going to wrestle that ubiquitous spook." After a
fifty-nine second minute of puzzling, Dean gained direct eye
contact with Marion. "How could the
banker's house [in Oregon] be haunted if the banker's son
committed suicide in the State of Washington?"
"It's an unexplained psychic phenomenon.
Harold's spook got the chills living among the rafters so he
caught a ride home on a brookstick, travelled back to Harold's
boyhood home where it was more comfortable. It makes chills run up and down my
spine just to think of it but I once knew an alcoholic who became
a magician, who kept bringing back ninety-proof spirits....." (pp.
14-15)
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It all ends up being a sort of exercise in the author function. Without his name attached, Pynchon's book has
not done well: "Today:
#3,563,301 in Books". Based on my one-chapter sample plus some
skimming, the book seems well worth reading -- it gets hairier, more
Templars get dragged in, and after he's been assassinated Templeton
continues to play a role as a ghost. If it turns out not to be by Pynchon
at all, nothing will be lost -- even then, it would be a better choice to
read it than to read a bad book by a name author.
CAVEAT
When I first saw this
Amazon review of From Asininity to Assassination, I had already
noticed the Pynchonesque quality of the book, but the priority must go to
the Amazon reviewer. In a private communication, he rather doubted that
the book is really by Pynchon.
LEADS
The Herbert A Templeton foundation disburses funds,
but there is no other evidence of its existence -- in this it resembles
Pynchon himself. Herbert A Templeton was an Oregon businessman who made
some
gifts in his
own name.
Templetongate (after the Heinlein novel)
John
Templeton Foundation: opponents of Intelligent design
Martha Sherrill hoax
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